Cake Poem

Guys when I write a diet book

it is going to be called

"Done with Cake"

and it will be about how I am never eating cake again

except guess what.

I will eat cake a lot

because I love cake

and I'm not going to stop eating cake

just for a book title

and honestly I am thinking about not writing the book at all
and letting this poem be enough for now but what will never be enough is cake.