If someone said they tamed some animals
But then you saw that it is just their pet guinea pigs
Who don’t bite that hard,
I would say, you might want to teach your own heart some honesty next time.
Then I would pour a glass of lemon lime soda all over my face.
People would take me to the hospital
And after several weeks of trying all the medicines
And recording a whole album of shrieks,
The right doctor will give me a bag of skittles
And say what’s really going on here?
And I will answer,
“I want a pet guinea pig too.”
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