when the grocery store is collecting pop tarts
for the homeless shelter,
don't say,
"I wish I was poor."
Just buy yourself some pop tarts some time
and try to keep a job.
by pretending you have a head tremor.
Just nod a little bit when the preacher says something about Jesus.
and watch movies about rodents on their lunch break.
If you want gallbladder surgery,
then damage your gallbladder.
It all adds up if you multiply by eleven.
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