Muggle Hugs

flash mob of dementors

Blocking the grocery store

The cash register connects

To the dark web

please remove card

Do not remove card

Transaction complete

Transaction canceled

Please remove card

Get on your knees and beg

Or we will admit

God hates us.

A C in Racism

I'm not KKK.

I'm not MLK.

I'm just A-OK.

Interview

Would you say that life is so complicated,

the only words left with any meaning are slurs?

 

Not necessarily. Some food is still what it is, like an orange.

 

What do you mean by that?

 

I mean the next fall of man will probably be from an orange.

 

Hmm. Fascinating.

 

Do you mean fascinating like a book, 

or fascinating like a piece of green diareah stuck to the toilet bowl?

 

I don’t know.  Let’s move on. 

I guess my next question is, would you rather go to heaven

Or have a chance to slap every single person who has ever existed?

 

Well I guess we don’t know that’s not what heaven is.

Like just slapping people.

 

Is that how you interpret the Bible?

 

I don’t think this poem is in the bible.