Buying a box of cereal you don't like, just to punish yourself.
Then committing any crime, so as to confuse everyone on Judgement Day.
Why not just steal the box of cereal, some may ask.
Why not indeed. Except a brand you like which is Frosted Flakes.
It can be stolen retroactively if you spend your righteousness credit
on asking God to take away other people's blessings.
I guess good theology is hard to come by,
And that is why ad slogans can work just as well
if the slogan says something like:
buy a can of raid be gone or sing a song to get along,
that's where the cookies come from.
Your total is 50 dollars and 99 sins.
